Friday 25 April 2014

Girl Diaries Entry 4: Reasons To Date A Nerd

Whaddup people?
          So the Mumbai Girls are back with one more entry in the Girl Diaries. We are superrrrrrrrr excited for this entry! Because one of us may be totally crushing over a nerd in her class who just won't notice her! Why you do this to me? Boy, NOTICE ME!!!!
          Yeah so we went a little off topic. I mean we can talk about the guy for ages but who would want to hear about that? So leaving that matter aside let's get into the topic at hand.
            Now you must be wondering why should I date a nerd? (Miss P: because they are adorable and so cute!  Miss J: P, are you talking about puppies?) I mean, it is every girl's dream to date Mr. Bad Boy and make him fall hopelessly in love with you; it is every girl's dream to tame the said Mr. Bad Boy. We have read enough books on Wattpad about the nerd and the bad boy, how the bad boy falls in love with the awkward, ugly, socially retarded nerd. (Miss J: I really hate those cliché books and movies! So unrealistic! Miss P: Yeah! Like that ever happens) Thankyou cliché books for giving us dreams that will never become true! Wait we are going really off topic! What were we talking about?
          NERDS! Nerds make the best boyfriends! (We are telling you, fall in love with a nerd and you will never regret it!)
Reasons To Date The Nerd:
1. Nerds are really cute and adorable.
2. Nerds are very passionate. Be it about their comics, gadgets or you; they will give their 200% attention to you.
3. Nerds are cute when they blush or when they are embarrassed (whuch happens a lot)
4. They will solve your problems. The average boyfriend will have tons of problems while nerds are organised and great problem solvers. Be it a mathematical equation or a problem in your laptop, they will solve it in a jiffy.
5. Multi-tasking. From sinks to gadgets to finance to shoes, they will have solutions for everything (Miss J: P, you said that in the above point) Okay so can we say that they will save the money you would have spent on an engineer or plumber?
6. They are really smart. 55% off on that bag from Esbeda... no need to worry when he is around. He will tell you the answer in a second!
7. Confused whether to invest in shares, gold or Gucci bags? He will make the RIGHT investment. Even it means goodbye to Gucci.
8. There is no need of worrying about other girls getting his attention (But you might have to compete with his Mac Book Pro, mint edition comics, collectibles or other signed toys)
9. He will love you 100%. Like we wrote before, they give their full attention to the thing at hand or in this case, YOU.
10. They don't see outer appearance but the beauty within. Yes, nerds are all about the deep stuff.
11. Nerds are full of information. If you are planning a holiday trip somewhere, he will read and research everything about that place. Want to buy a laptop? He will tell you all the pros and cons of the product better than the sales associate! Too much information sometimes but it is really thoughtful.
12. He will treat you right. He will do it the right way. He will follow the book.
13. He is very calm and patient. He will listen to all your woes about shoes, bestfriends, everything and probably suggest the best apps to avoid your bestfriend whenever required.
14. No need to look perfect daily. He will be fine even if you are wearing sweatpants and an old battered t-shirt! He will love you as you are.
15. You will be the better looking and he will remind you always. He knows it and will make you feel really special.
16. He is, what parents consider, a good boy from a good family. Parents will definitely approve and they will, in fact, encourage you to see him. No more lectures about how bad and irresponsible your boyfriend is.
17. Right now he may not look good, but 10 years later he will probably have started his own 500 crore business or the Next Facebook or maybe he may be the CEO of the biggest I.T. company in the world.
18. You can see Big Bang Theory or Star Wars or whatever you choose with him. Hell, he'll even watch Gossip Girl or Pretty Little Liars with you. It's totally your pick. He'll even download the new episode of Game Of Thrones for your girls night.
19. He knows what goes where, atleast theoretically [If you know what we mean ;) ] (Miss P: J, get your mind out of the gutter)
20. He may not know position 67 in bed (it's 67 right?) But he is quick to learn. And it also helps that he know Kamasutra. 

So here were 20 reasons why you should date nerds. And we think we have proved our point! Convinced na? If not, sorry sister, you need to get your priorities straightened!

P.S. We love Wonka Nerds too.

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